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holy shit im just realizing how absurd my Bowser's life is 

-most of his spouses died, and a few of them have tried to KILL him  
-has almost died in crazy CRAZY ways SEVERAL times 
-his second youngest child (who's also half ALIEN BITCH) is deranged and DEADLY and has tried to KILL him several times
-death death death  
-he's caused many wars, some have even been intergalactic 
-he wants cake but he's on a diet... :(
-He thinks he might have carpal tunnel syndrome, he's not too sure... :'(
-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-too fertile :/ 
-most importantly, he is like old and stuff :P  

crazy. 

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Vyel Featured By Owner Edited Mar 22, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
As we learn more and think about ideas we have, sometimes we second guess ourselves. I've kinda done that a few times with my OCs. :XD:
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Sin-Noodle Featured By Owner Edited Mar 23, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
....this was a joke post :XD:...and i wasn't second guessing myself :? 
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Vyel Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh :XD:
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Angel-Rose28 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2018
Crazy is right :XD:  The poor bebe just wants cake :XD:

....And what has he been doing to get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? I doubt he spends a long time at the computer typing away.
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Sin-Noodle Featured By Owner Edited Mar 22, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah just give the man his damn cake he has EARNED it!! :XD: 

....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Angel-Rose28 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2018
Yep. Starting a bunch of wars definitely awards cake points ;p :XD:


........?
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Sin-Noodle Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Definitely ;P 

....teehee! ;) 
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Angel-Rose28 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2018
So, which of his spouses HAVEN'T actually died?
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Sin-Noodle Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Jr, Morton, Larry, and Lemmy's(?) mums
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Angel-Rose28 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2018
Wait, isn't Larry's mother technically dead? And do the kids with dead mothers know that she is dead?
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Sin-Noodle Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Okay, I'll give you brief rundowns of each mom so you have a better understanding.... 

Bowser Jr's Mom, Clawdia (teehee): She's alive, but she wants nothing to do with him or Bowser so Bowser thought it'd be best not to tell him too much about her when he asks, but he does know she's alive...he might try to find her when he grows up, who knows :shrug: 

Larry's Mom, Ash: I mean she did not DIE, since Crystallines are made of pure energy and can't really die. She only lost her physical form due to using up more energy than she could produce. The only way for her to come back is if she steals someone else's energy to make herself a new body :I 

Lemmy's Mom, ???: She spontaneously disappeared from the Koopa Family's lives and I still have no clue where she went :shrug: Lemmy knows she's missing and still puts missing posters up for her in his spare time 

Iggy's Mom ???: She was Bowser's former royal scientist, before Kamek/Iggy/Ludwig took up that position together. She and Bowser hooked up, and she got pregnant and had Iggy without telling him. She was VERY fucked up and abused, tortured and experimented on Iggy for TWO WHOLE YEARS before Bowser finally found out and killed her. Iggy's irises were split from his pupils due to all of the trauma she forced him to endure. Bowser refuses to tell Iggy anything about her and just tells him that he and Lemmy shared a mom instead  

Morton's Mom, Carissa: Before Bowser became king, his older brother Morton ruled over the Darklands. Morton ended up having a child with her. He was very abusive, and upon Morton Jr's birth he STOLE the baby from her and exiled her from the Darklands, threatening to kill her if she ever came back. He then became abusive toward Morton Jr, leading Bowser to intervene and overthrow him, taking Morton Jr in as his own. Morton doesn't know she exists since Bowser's too scared to tell him about his real dad... he doesn't think Morton will be able to handle it, considering how hyper emotional he is 

Roy and Wendy's mom, ???: She was the commander of Bowser's army, but she died during some war idfk. Bowser would tell Roy and Wendy stories about her and her fucking awesome acts of bravery all the time when they were younger. Though, Roy refused to listen after a while because hearing about her makes him cry :'( however Wendy LOVED hearing about her, and STILL pesters Bowser for more information about her. She is Wendy's idol, probably even more than Bowser is :')...actually, DEFINITELY more than bowser is considering he's not the BEST role model ^^;

Ludwig's mom: I actually wrote this little thing... Ideas its kinda old and I haven't read it in a while so I'm really not sure how up to date it is but it should be enough :) 
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